look here pal,
I dont know what your problem is lately but you're really getting on my nerves.
STOP SCREAMING ALL THE TIME.
If I tell you no, dont hit me. Pinching mommy isnt funny. Headbutting isnt funny either. It. Hurts. Knock it off!
Maybe you have teeth coming in. Maybe its just being a toddler. Maybe its because you dont talk super well yet. I have no idea.
Please honey, for my sanity, STOP SCREAMING.
Its a good thing the Lord made you cute...
you're just not very cute when you are bright red and screaming!
Love always and forever,
your very worn out and bruised mommy